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Event 1
RACE
RIOT RACE
(BURQAS COMPLUSORY)
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All contestants line up on one
side of the detention center.
One guard is on duty and will be catching
rioters.
Once caught, disrobe and become a guard, you must now catch other
rioters.
Last rioter left wins. |
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Event 2
ANTHRAX ENVELOPE RELAY
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4 people per team.
1st runner
lines up on the starting line with envelope of anthrax.
On the starting
pistol runs up to 2nd runner transferring anthrax
into their envelope
2nd
runner same to 3rd etc.
Winning team is first across the line WITH some anthrax
still in the
envelope
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Event 3
SORRY
BOOK HURDLES

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Entrants collect a booklet & write
team name at the top of the
page.The teams of 4 then line up in the marked lanes .
After leaping each
hurdle the hurdler picks up a pen from a pot
and
writes in a substitute word/ phrase/ expression for
SORRY
in their
team booklet then replaces the pen in the pot.
Each team member repeats this action.
First across the line with suitable substitute word/ phrase/ expression
and all pens in pots!!
Winners of the heats will race again and will be given
their teams
"sorry book" but must not repeat any word/phrase/ expression
used in
a previous heat.
First across the line with suitable substitute
word/ ‑phrase/
expression and all pens in pots!!
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Event 4
BABY
HURLING BURQAS
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Hurl the baby in the "ocean".
Proceed to the next round if you are a successful Hurler.
"Ocean to
hurler" ratio will be increased.
This will continue until the winner is
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Event 5
FIND
THE 2040 TERRORIST
AND TRADE FOR A "YELLOW"
PACKAGE"
-an event for 12 year old and under
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Look for the cards the 2040
terrorist has left hidden all over the place.
Bring them to CATHY to
trade for a yellow food package or a bomb.
WHILE THIS EVENT IS HAPPENING
PLEASE CONSTRUCT YOUR BOAT
FOR THE REGATTA AND HAVE
LUNCH |
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Event 6
PEOPLE
SMUGGLING REGATTA
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By now you have constructed your
boat these will be judged before the regatta.
One team member on each island and one team member to drive the boat.
Driver must pick up all refugee in any order and be the first into
Australian
Territorial Waters.
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Event 7
PACIFIC
SOLUTION
(BURQAS COMPULSORY)
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How many people can You fit on
your island?
Refugees can be borrowed from other teams. |
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Event 8
GST
RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS and
RED RIBBON TWIRLING -
in the performance area
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Using the official rhythmic
gymnastic red ribbon you are to interpret
searching for a tax
loophole and getting audited!!!!!!!!!!
MYOB (manipulate your own ball) -
Using the official rhythmic gymnastic ball
you are to interpret -Filling in a BASS statement and paying 10% GST
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Event 9
DEFT
THEFT UNTIL NOTHING'S LEFT
(cardboard box required)
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One person is the corporate
raider and must CRAWL up to the public assets and take
as many as possible back to their company (box) repeating this process
until all assets
are stripped.
Meanwhile the 3 company executives can either stay and protect the company
haul
or raid other companies haul (or both).
The company with the most assets after the last public assets have been
stripped wins.
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Event 10
DETENTION CENTRE DASH –
(cardboard box required)
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You must acquire a refugee (
wearing burqa) from another team. You are the warden and your task
is to get the unwilling(but not with violence, violence will result in disqualification and
possible loss of points)
refugee into the detention centre
( the box placed at the finishing line)
Winner is the first warden to get
their refugee into the detention centre.
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